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Moo-tastic xmas card competition

We know, we know, it’s only November and therefore illegal to be talking about xmas, but we’re here to help you get your asses in gear a bit early this year! In association with the wonderful folks over at MOO, we’re giving away 3 sets of 25 xmas cards (more info here) to 3 readers (instructions on how to enter below).

You could order one of the ready-designed sets from ace illustrators such as Peskimo (photographed here), Askey Illustration or Blanca Gomez… or, since you’re all creative types, you can upload up to 25 of your own designs to use on the cards! We’ll just issue you with a promo code and you can choose the cards you want.

How to enter

Just leave a comment on this post telling us your worst/favourite xmas cracker joke. Just to warn you though – anything that could be considered offensive may well be moderated ;)

THIS COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED

And the best bit….

We’ll get the 3 jokes doodled by a top illustrator!

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  • Why was santa’s little helper feeling depressed?

    He had low elf-esteem.

    [Groan.]

  • What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

    Frostbite!

  • Q —Where did Napoleon keep his armies?A —In his sleevies.

  • Rachael_boden

    Who is Santa’s famous helper?
    Elfis

  • Karina

    How do hedgehogs make love?…

    Very carefully

  • Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depressed?He had low elf-esteem.

    Badum tish!

  • Kevin Mccann

    Mum can I have a dog for Christmas?

    No you can have turkey like everyone else!

  • Sascha Reynolds

    Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have
    in common?

    A. Their balls are just for decoration.

  • Dom Le-Hair

    How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?Deep pan, crisp & even.

  • Phil Matthews

    Why did the Baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo! :)

  • Q. Why did Captain Kirk have his head down the toilet?

    A. He was looking for the Captain’s log!

    (^__^)

  • Two snowmen in a field, one turned to the other and said “I don’t know about you but I can smell carrots

  • LOL

  • What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?

    Merry Christmas to ewe!

  • Sectordub

    Q:What Cinderella sang when she saw her photograph was not ready?

    Answer: Someday my prints will come. . .

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